Sunday, January 30, 2011

Winter Solstice Joviality

Springbok Snowfolks 60 pc children's puzzle


Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?A.  A chill pill!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes..



Q. What's a good winter time tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.


Q. Why don't acrobats work in the winter?
A. They only do Summer-saults.

Q. What do you call an old snowman?A. Water!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?A. Frosty the Dough-man!

Knock, knock
Who's there? Snow
Snow who?Snow use. I forgot my name again!
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